Titanic I met a girl, 'Twas on a ship. I waved to her, She smiled back. I asked her name, She asked me mine. Her name was Ann, My name was Zack. "You wan' sum foo'?" I said to her. "Oh, that'd be lovely." She was nice. "Wha' do you wan'?" "I asked her then. "Palmetto ham With extra spice." She ate, I drank. The ship, It sank.   back