I met a girl,
'Twas on a ship.
I waved to her,
She smiled back.
I asked her name,
She asked me mine.
Her name was Ann,
My name was Zack.

"You wan' sum foo'?"
I said to her.
"Oh, that'd be lovely."
She was nice.
"Wha' do you wan'?"
"I asked her then.
"Palmetto ham
With extra spice."

She ate,
I drank.
The ship,
It sank.